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Blague de jour 99

8 juillet 2025 par Admin !

Morale de l’histoire :
Avant de tirer des conclusions hâtives, respirez un bon coup… et vérifiez si vous n’êtes pas tombé·e sur un acteur de théâtre caché dans un corps de conjoint blagueur

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